obviously it tells you to drop a crate, then to hit yourself in the head with it, to have a ball thrown at you like in kindergarten, for it to rebound and land in a cup, so you can be electrocuted when you go swimming, forcing you to get out of the pool, only to fall into the sewers, where you learn to fly like super man, but then you realize you can't drink water because you have become a hydrophobe, so you think of cake, in which you will hug the crate that you hit yourself with, as you come to realize that you love your life as it now is. :3